09 March 2012

Don't stand so close to me (not just in winter)

On the bus, it reeks of down (jackets). (I wasn't wearing one.)

Winter. The season that brings the urge to huddle together for warmth. To that end, the space between you and the next person is already greatly reduced due to the bulkiness of your clothes. It's a real squeeze on the subway seats.

But that's not my grouse. It's with the fact that on public transport, the air doesn't circulate ... much. And the fact that people don't cover their mouths when they cough, sneeze ... talk loudly. If you're unfortunate enough to breathe in your neighbour's germs, highly likely in a usually crowded bus, you will be infected. So that's how I arrived home with my nose running like a tap.

If it's a bun stall, buy a bun!

Buns, or 包, are more popular in southern China than in the north. In the north, another kind of bun with no filling, 馒头, are popular. But don't buy a blueberry pie at a bun stall. At first I bought a 豆沙包, but just out of curiousity, I decided to buy a blueberry pie too. The bun cost Y80 and the pie, Y1.50.

Of course the bun tasted better. I only ever bought buns after that.

And a 烧卖 in China is a steamed glutinous rice dumpling, not a Hong Kong-style pork dumpling.

What's this, an umbrella for a drizzle?

When people whip out umbrellas for a little drizzle, it makes me think this is a place not used to rain. But southeast China ought to get a fair amount of rain, I thought. Perhaps not downpours.

But if they're going to tote an umbrella for every little drop, at least practise some etiquette. How do they manage to keep poking my head with it even though I'm so short? No self awareness?

Girls = better hygiene? Surely you jest.

Dormitory living in China in the off-peak seasons have opened the door to a new specimen of fellow travellers - single, yellow, female. Many of them bring tons of stuff in a roller suitcase, and spread this stuff around their beds, under their beds, anywhere they can. These are also the kind of people who buy a piece of papaya, take one bite out of it, and leave it open on the table in the room for days, peel an orange and throw the peel on the floor. Maybe no one has ever impressed upon them the function of a waste basket.

Thankfully, the cleaners mostly clean the room everyday. Maybe. I suspect someone stole at least Y5 in coins out of my coat pocket. And I'm not saying it's the cleaners.

I look forward to returning to Hangzhou in better climes.

Because soggy shoes are absolutely hateful. And I forgot to purchase a new bottle of 花雕酒.

08 February 2012

Travel whenever

I should travel whenever I want, or can.

It's not so much a conscious decision as a conclusion. It took a few years to come to the realisation that hogging leave until the year ends is just ineffective - particularly when the financial year ends in March. The choices are very limited between December and March, with gloomy (cold) weather descending upon countries north of the equator. And no, I'm not a fan of ski.

So it came to be that I have lined up 1 trip per month from February, the longest at 17 days this month to (freezing) China. Not really the best time to visit the 浙江 & 江苏 region, but that's the unfortunate result of 2011 leave hogging. The shortest looks like a long April weekend road trip up to our favourite place in Malaysia, Ipoh.

March is shaping up to be a first - "volunteer" stint at a turtle conservation site on the lovely island of Tioman, while July is likely to be a semi-trekking re-visit to Hokkaido. I did swear never to go to Japan again in July, but the far-northern Hokkaido would be the best place to be in the country at the height of summer, when the rest of the country would be sweltering.

May and June are half-baked for now, but at least it's something to dwell upon while shivering under the blankets (or maybe even lack thereof) next fortnight. Brrrrr~

06 January 2012

The first work of 2012

Fabric paint 4 x $8
Fabric glue 1 x $7
Ribba frame 1 x $19.90
Scrap fabric N.A.

RESULT:
Hor gniah hor? - Mother
*grunt* - Father
i nearly read tt as 'family portrait' - Brother
see, my real toenail is over there~ - Me
grossss... T.T - Sister

31 December 2011

To the Street 31 cat

I am sorry you couldn't join us last night, even though you stood outside our door and meowed persistantly. I considered giving you a scrap, but there weren't yet any leftovers since dinner hadn't begun yet. So I could only send you back downstairs.

Next year is expected to be another lean year, so do take care not to get cat-napped by hungry and angry people.

Join us again next year - I'm sure everyone will be pleased to see you again!

NB. It seems she took up the invitation fast and have made the box outside our home her playhouse!

29 December 2011

Communications error

As expected, in the week after Cameron Highlands, a torrent of photographs started flowing onto the group's site.

Then an odd thing happened.

In one of the pictures, I am standing at the summit of Mount Beremban, my shoes covered in mud, my posture deplorable, and I apparently look lost. A person who didn't go on the trip and whose screen name I don't recognise tagged me in the picture. And he sent me a message, saying that my email doesn't work, and whether I would "care to" provide another. His face isn't in his profile picture either.

Huh? was my response. Have we met?

Turns out, he is a guy from the trek to Gunung Bunga Buah in September. He got the shits just as we were started the ascent and decided to sit it out. He also went on to describe the state of my feet after the ordeal. "Need I decribe more?" he asked.

Oh! I say. I remember you! But what did you want with my email?

In reply, I receive an overly polite message about how I seem to have "misunderstood" his intentions, he was just trying to send me pictures from the trek but the email address I provided had not worked, apologies if he "startled" me, see you again at another trek, merry christmas and happy new year.

Isn't the underlying message very clear? 'I am taking offence to your response to my overtures'. A I-NOT-HAPPY message if I ever saw one (certainly, it's true that it takes one to know one).

Huh? What right do you have to be pissed off? I am tempted to respond. If I were to reach out 3 months after the initial brief interaction, I surely won't assume the other party would remember me by playing some inexplicable Cluedo-style game. It'd only be reasonable to describe the circumstances of our meeting and state your intentions straight off the bat, possibly starting off with, 'I don't know if you remember me, but ...'

Pleeeeeease don't let me see this person again!