I recently put up a profile picture on one of those so-called "social networking" sites, just so people who find me know it's me (and laugh).
When Slave #1, who took the picture, saw it ...
Slave ... Hey! You're using my picture!
!P ........ No, it's my picture!
Slave ... You shouldn't use that picture. It doesn't reflect your age!
!P ........ So which picture reflects my age?
Slave ... Don't worry, I'll take one of you when you're asleep!
!P ........ (?_?) Nooooooo.
This is the sort of reply that, as usual, sends all the wrong implications. I'm not sure what he was really implying, but whatever it was, it's just wrong.
