29 July 2012

'No' to foreign 'talent'

Singaporeans-Only Construction Private Limited is looking for construction workers! We are a Singaporean company staffed 100% by Singaporeans!

Requirements:

~ To work 6am to 6pm 6 days a week

~ To carry out hard labour in small confined spaces, such as underground tunnels

~ To be able to climb on unstable structures built 4 metres over wet cement

~ To risk your life building more transport options for your fellow Singaporeans

~ Lightly insured

~ Lightly paid

~ Room provided (a comfortable 8-bed sardine-packed room, shared cold-water showers, in an industrial estate where none of your fellow Singaporeans will voice 'concerns' about the value of their housing estates)

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Career level: Entry

Years of experience: 0

Qualification: Low

Industry: Construction

Job function: Building / Construction

Salary: <$1,000 per month

Employment type: Contract

~ONLY SINGAPOREANS NEED APPLY~